Demetri Martin has written a little something for the New Yorker. (Apparently he’s written it in the future, as it’s dated for Feb 28.) It’s all about what he is and isn’t, and it’s quite funny. Of course it is – this is Demetri Martin we’re talking about.
I am the Walrus, but not the one you’re probably thinking of. I am the Other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to lie around on a beach for too long.
Demetri has written a book, called This is a Book. It comes out in April.